My Simple Life!

dark-maestro:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

Ok

So we’ve established this works with glasses…

I’m gonna do the thing were you forget you’re wearing your contact lenses instead…

FUCK!
It burns!

sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom